Posts Tagged ‘party’

We were very interested in giving this party pink bikini dude a special reward but he didn’t get it because he didn’t shave. That’s a pet peeve with us. If you are brave enough to put on a bikini, shave off the hair because we wanna see your skin! Oh well, maybe next year!

Where are all the rest of the bikini dudes? That’s the expression on the two bikini dudes’ faces. The people who aren’t wearing bikinis are laughing because they know that there aren’t anymore guys coming. It’s just those two guys. Not to complain or anything but these guys are too hairy to wear bikinis. You know we have a pet peeve about hairy bikini dudes. If you shave, we will go easy on you.