Archive for the ‘Bikini Disasters’ Category

Big girls need love too so let’s show some extra cushiony love to this chubby bikini wearing babe who is proud to call herself an American wearing the USA flag or at least parts of it. Wanna hug?

Getting in touch with her naturally grown oceanic side is a pregnant lady wearing a seaweed bikini and raising some of the seaweed up to sky for some reason or another. Maybe it will help her with an easier birth. If so, then ladies, take note and run out and get your fresh bag of seaweed.

Does he look fat? This bikini nerd is more concerned about his figure than cleaning up his room but, of course, which is more important.

The latest in hiding fashion is the bikini mask. Not exactly sure where you can get one but it’s a combination of masking your facial identity but showing off your body.


Hungry? Well lunch isn’t quite ready yet. Still have to cook up the meat! But first we have to get it off of this model. Hmmm…how hungry are you?

If you like chips then you’ll enjoy this unique bikini that looks like it can reflect the sun and brighten up a room too. Not quite sure what it’s called but we’re calling it the Bikini Chipster.

Are you scared? Is sexy the new spooky? She looks too hot to be scary but this is a fun and disasterous bikini.

Everyone loves bacon and especially when it’s wrapped around a set of well endowed assets such as these. Plus, how much fun will you have unwrapping the bacon and cooking it up. So, the word disaster could be a matter of personal opinion..hmm…

Yellow duct tape is the new black! Ladies if you are self conscious about your bodies, just go out and get some yellow duct tape like this and wrap it around your breasts and buttocks and you will have a brand new outlook on your body. Guaranteed. This cougar granny looks happy, doesn’t she?

Grannies need attention too! So this mature woman went out and bought herself some boobies then entered a bikini contest where she taped brand name beer stickers all over what the guys pay attention to the most…her new rack! Granny is smart….beer and boobs…that’s all she needs to grab a strapping buck after the contest is over. Kinda looks like Granny goes sunbathing topless as you can see from her striking bikini tan on the bottom but non on the top. Go granny! We hope she wins!!